Seven Assassins Walk into a Bar
February 7, 2025 @ 7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
$40 – $63
Seven Assassins Walk into a Bar
World Premiere
By Dain Geist
February 8, 2025 – March 2, 2025
Previews: February 2, 6 & 7
Seven assassins walk into a bar… No, it’s not the start of a joke; it’s the title of the brand new play by Houston actor/playwright Dain Geist. The play takes place in a bar for the wake of a respected-if-not-always-beloved colleague, a legendary assassin named Bartleby. Six fellow assassins have gathered to pay their respects and raise a glass to Bartleby, who happens to be “laid out” right there in the bar. A hilarious, dark comedy about morality, camaraderie, and what it means just to get by in life, this world premiere is filled with swift-moving dialogue and an ending that’s sure to leave audiences gasping.
Recommended for mature audiences due to profanity.
